The talking clock

While proudly showing off his new appartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.

“What’s the big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked.

“Why thats a talking clock” the man replied.

“How does it work?”

“Watch” the man said giving it an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “For fuck sake, you asshole, it’s 2:00 am in the fuckin’ morning!!”