The three little piggies, take II

Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig’s house and said, “I’m gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down.”

And he did!

The straw pig went running over to the stick pig’s house and said “Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!”

The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and said, “I’m gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!”

And he did!

So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig’s house and said “Let us in! “The wolf just blew down our houses and we’re scared!”

So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said “I’m gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down.”

While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limousine drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped suits and fedoras.

They went over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded to beat the shit out of him. Then they got back into their limo and drove off, leaving the wolf bleeding on the street.

The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed! They asked the brick pig, “Who the hell were those guys?”

And the brick pig said, “Oh, those are my cousins, the Guinea Pigs.”