Tarzan’s Fate

During his travels , Dr. Livingstone had heard that Tarzan had been reported as murdered or possibly captured by cannibals. Coming upon the Phuckawiar tribe The doc sez: “Have you guys seen Tarzan lately?”

The chief sez: “We don’t know where the Phuckawiar much less where Tarzan is, but if you go to Mt. Kilimanjaro, there’s a tribe known as the Killama. If anybody would know, it would be them.”

So the safari treks off and encounters the Killaman chief. He sez: “Yup, we killa Tarzan last week.
Lickin’ good too.
High honor.
We save his intestines and make harp outta them.
Wind come up and play nice American Tune for very long time.
Tune called …… ”

Tarzan’s Tripes Forever.