The new bride

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said, “I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.”

The mother took a deep breath and began, “When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…”

“I know how to fuck, mother,” the bride-to-be interrupted.
“I want you to teach me how to make lasagna.”