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Useless Platitudes

Never cry over unspilt milk.
A penny saved is a penny saved.
A stitch in time saves a button.
It’s a wise child that knows its own toys.
Let lying dogs sleep.
The early bird doesn’t get much sleep.
A closed mouth.
A Rolling Stone gathers money.
Count your eggs before they hatch.
If the cat is at play, the mouse is alone.
Don’t count your eggs if they are not yours.
Don’t talk to strangers with your mouth full.


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