Do The Right Thing

Morris, an elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless-girl of about seventeen, ransacking his home.

He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped down on her knees and pleaded, “Please don’t call the police, mister, oh please! If you don’t, I’ll let you make love to me and do whatever you want with my body!”

Morris thought for a moment and decided to give in.

Soon they were naked in bed together.

The old man tried hard to get aroused, but finally, after about 15 minutes he rolled over, exhausted and embarrassed.

“I’m sorry, young lady…but it’s no use,” he gasped. “I’m afraid I’m going to have to call the police after all.”