A Problem With PeanutsThis man walks in to his psychiatrist’s office and lies down on the couch. The shrink says, “What makes you think you need the services of a psychiatrist?” The man replies that he wakes up every night in the kitchen after some pretty crazy sleepwalking. The shrink says, “So, would you like me to try to cure you of sleepwalking?” The man explains that the sleepwalking isn’t really the problem. Every time he wakes up he is in the same place, doing the same thing – he has his pajamas around his ankles and his dick in a jar of peanuts. The psychiatrist says, “I think I know what your problem is. You’re fucking nuts.” This page was last updated April 21, 2000. |