Gossip

A man sitting at the window one evening casually calls to his wife, “There’s that woman that the guy next door neighbor is in love with!”

His wife in the kitchen dropped the plate she was drying, ran into the living room, knocked over a vase, and looked out the window. “Where? Where?” she demanded.

“Right over there on the corner. The lady in the blue dress.”

“You idiot! That’s his wife!!!”

“Yes, I know,” the husband said with a satisfied grin.