A Good Goat

A guy from Appalachia is arrested for bestiality. He goes to his friend to ask for help in getting a lawyer. The friend says, “Well, I know two lawyers — the first one is slick as hell, and the second one knows how to pick a jury.” The guy decides to hire the attorney who can pick a jury.

The defendant is up on the witness stand being questioned by the prosecutor. “So, Clem, isn’t it a fact that on the day in question, you had sexual intercourse with a goat, and when the officers arrived on the scene, the goat was licking off your genitals?”

One juror was overheard whispering to another, “A good goat’ll do that.”