The Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker

10: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.

9: He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.

8: When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7: Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6: Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5: Mumbled, “Oh, puh-leeez” 95 times during the movie “The Net”.

4: Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3: His video dating profile lists “public-key encryption” among turn-ons.

2: When his computer starts up, you hear, “Good Morning, Mr. President”.

1: You hear him murmur, “Let’s see you use that Visa card now, Professor ‘I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer-Science’!”