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October 2002

More Snappy Feminine Comebacks

Men, in their pursuit of women, oft times approach their prey with stale pick up lines. Here is another compendium of such lines and some snappy comebacks whereby a woman can inform a male that his attentions are not welcome. This page is a sequel to Snappy Feminine Comebacks”.

Man: “I hope you didn’t hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.”
Woman: “No, but it looks like you landed on your face!”

Man: “I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!”
Woman: “I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!!”

Man: “Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice?”
Woman: “Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!”

Man: “May I have the pleasure of this dance? “
Woman: “No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!”

Man: “How did you get to be so beautiful?”
Woman: “I must’ve been given your share!”

Man: “Will you go out with me this Saturday?”
Woman: “Sorry! i’m having a headache this weekend!”

Man: “Your face must turn a few heads!”
Woman: “And your face must turn a few stomachs!”

Man: “Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!”
Woman: “Okay, get out!”

Man: “I think I could make you very happy.”
Woman: “Why, are you leaving?”

Man: “What would you say if I asked you to marry me?”
Woman: “Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!”

Man: “Can I have your name?”
Woman: “Why, don’t you already have one?”

Man: “Shall we go and see a movie?”
Woman: “I’ve already seen it!”

Man: “Do you think it was fate that brought us together?”
Woman: “Nah, it was plain bad luck!”

Man: “You know I can’t seem to get your face out of my mind.”
Woman: “Wow, really, I have a similar problem. I can’t seem to get you out of my face!”

Man: “When I look at your face, I can’t hold my self down.”
Woman: “And when I look at your face I can’t seem to keep my food down!”

Man: “Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?”
Woman: “Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m sure there’s no one as ugly as you!”

Man: “Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?”
Woman: “Sorry, telephones are against my religion!”

Man: “I want you to be the mother of my children.”
Woman: “I dunno, how many of them do you have?”

This page was last updated October 13, 2002.

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