The Ardent Democrat in a Coma
Many years ago, back when Eisenhower was President and had just had a heart attack, an ardent Democrat was struck by an automobile and lay in a coma for ten years. When he awoke his first thought was about the President.
Anxiously he asked the nurse, “How is President Eisenhower?”
She replied, “I’m sorry, President Eisenhower is dead.”
“Omigod,” said the Democrat, “that means that Nixon is President.”
Part IIThirty odd (very odd) years later another ardent Democrat was struck by an automobile and lay in a coma for ten years. When he awoke …
Patient: “Huh? What? Where am I?”
This page was last updated August 1, 2001.