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The Food and Drug Administration and the Surgeon General have
requested that all details of Mr. Childers’ life be suppressed if this page is
going to be read by small children under the age of 60. The NSA, however,
has expressed an intense interest in his whereabouts. Although we are not at
liberty to discuss any of the details of his sordid personal life we can say
that he was a noted critic, reviewer, and author. It is a lie but we can say
it. Below are links to some of writings.