The Cave of Wonders
Somehow you have stumbled into the Cave of Wonders. There are
piles of treasure piled everywhere. Unfortunately the treasures
by three headed dogs that are slavering at the chance to rend your
flesh. Fortunately the dogs are all chained to the floor of the cave.
Unfortunately the chains look as though they are about to break.
I wouldn’t spend too much time here if I were you.
To the south there is a door that is elaborately carved in a
vaguely oriental style. Above it is a sign that reads:
This way to the Oriental Rooms.
Just past the doorway to the Oriental Rooms is another door that
is tastefully decorated in autumn colors. The sign above it reads:
The Martha Stewart Home Decorating Center.
There is a dark pit in the center of the floor. If you go
you won’t be able to come back up.