The Creation Story (As Told by the Cat)
On the first day of creation,
God created the cat.
On the second day,
God created man to serve the cat.
On the third,
all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day,
God created honest toil so that man could labor
for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day,
God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day,
God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the
On the seventh day,
God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox!
This page was last updated May 1, 2009.