Blue Pills

A man gets his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for his wife’s arrival. He calls her on the phone, and she says, “I’ll be home in an hour.”

“Perfect,” he replies. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, an hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife…

She calls him on the phone and she says, “Traffic is terrible. I won’t be there for about an hour and a half.”

The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice. “What should I do?” he asks.

The Doctor replies, “It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?”

“Yes” the man replies.

“Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her, instead?” says the Doctor.

The man then replies with dismay, “But I don’t need Viagra with the housekeeper!”