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Three Blonde Men

Once upon a time three blonde men were stranded on a desert island. One day a lamp washed up on the shore. The three men picked it up and rubbed to clean it off. Sure enough, a Genie appeared.

The Genie explained that they could have three wishes; since there were three of them, each man would get one wish.

The first man thought for a bit and said,”I wanna be smart.”
He was a redhead and swam off the island.

The second man said,”I wanna be smarter than him.
He was a brunette and made a raft and floated off the island.

The third one said “I wanna be smarter than both of them.”
He was a woman and walked across the bridge.

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