Bible Chat

“Wow, man,” Timmy said. “God parted the Red Sea and let all His people through on dry ground!”

“Sorry,” said the ‘biblical’ scholar. “But that wasn’t the Red Sea; it was the Reed Sea. And its water is only about 1 foot deep. No miracle was involved.”

“Oh,” said Timmy. Then, reading on a little more, he said,

“Wow, man! What a miracle! God drowned all those Egyptians in 1 foot of water!”