You Know You Are Having a Bad Day When…

You Know You Are Having a Bad Day When…

– You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

– Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

– Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

– You put both contacts in the same eye.

– You awake naked, then go to put on the same clothes you wore home from the company Christmas party the night before, but when you search at the foot of your bed and all around the bedroom floor you don’t find any clothes.

– Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.

– You wake up face down on the pavement.

– You turn on the news and they are showing escape routes out of the city.

– You walk to work and later discover that your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.

– You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business who called.

– Your blind date turns out to be your ex.

– You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

– Even your Income Tax check bounces.

And the Surest Sign You Are Having a Bad Day…

– You wake up to realize your waterbed has burst… but then recall that you no longer own a waterbed.