The Whole Affair

This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him… He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although familiar he can’t place where he might know her from, so he says, “Sorry, do you know me?”

She replies, “I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!”

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful… “Christ!” he says, “are you that stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my friends while your partner whipped me with some wet celery?”

“No” she replies, “I’m your son’s English Teacher.”