The Method Actor
A man rushed into a pet shop and said to the owner, “I need a parrot quickly, immediately.
What’s the hurry?
“I’m an actor and i’m auditioning for Long John Silver. I must have a parrot.”
“I can get you a nice African grey. Can you pick it up on Wednesday.”
“Not on Wednesday. I’m having my leg amputated on Wednesday”
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