Ice Fishing On Thin IceA man goes ice fishing, takes out an auger and starts drilling. Immediately a loud voice from above states “There’s no fish there.” So the man goes to another spot and drills. Again a loud voice from above is heard, “There’s no fish there, either!” Then the man tries a third spot. Once again the loud voice from above interjects, “Nope. Not there either.” The man, now getting a little nervous, asks “Are you God? The loud voice from above responds, “No. I’m the arena manager!” This page was last updated December 13, 1999. |