Children’s Books You’ll Never See

You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
How to Dress Sexy for Grownups
Grandma’s dead and rotting
Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
You Are Different and That’s Bad