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This a traditional letter column.
You are encouraged to write a letter of comment on anything that you
find worthy of comment. It will (may) be published in this column along
with my reply. As editor I reserve the right to delete material;
however I will not alter the undeleted material. E-mail to me that solely
references the contents of this site will be assumed to be publishable
mail. All other e-mail is assumed to be private. And, of course, anything
marked not for publication is not for publication. Oh yes, letters of
appreciation for the scholarly resources provided by this site will be
handled very discreetly. This page contains the correspondence for
February 2000.
There is quite a bit of mail this month, much of it peculiar because
the mutant watch page has a link to
my Are mutations harmful? page. The
mutant watch page is a gag page which is part of the X-men movie
promotion site. (Your editor is behind himself – an odd state of
affairs – and the x-men letters will appears shortly.)
From: CERYK
I enjoyed your web page.
I am a mother of a 19 y/o son who decided he wanted to be a Marine. A
couple of nights ago I was crying because I did not want him to go. He is
a very shy young man, very responsible, no girlfriends. He goes to
college while holding a 3-35 hr job. Never a mention that he is
interested in the military. I asked him if he was really sure this is
what he really wanted to do. His mind is made up. He has passed the
written test last night and as I am writing this email he is now doing his
physical test at MCRD.
The reason I am concerned about is about racism in the Marines. Maybe you can
tell me about it. I voiced this concern with the Recruiter (Staff Sgt Ochoa)
and he assured me there’s none.
I know boot camp / training is hard as it is, but to deal with racism is
something else. Any views you can tell me about. I dont know why I asked
you but maybe you can tell me.
I wouldn’t worry about it; it wasn’t a big deal when I was in and I think
it has gotten better since I was in.
From: GReis33135
Mr. Harter,
your jokes are really dumb ok?
From: ellensaia
This is my first time here, my friend in Atlanta sent this to me. I live in
Massachusetts. It will take me a little time to sort this out, but I find
it interesting. I will keep investigating it.
From: “Oliver Corlett”
Nice job – I found it while browsing on Norbert Weiner – and very much
enjoyed it. Thanks!
From: “Susie Norman”
How does Willie E. Coyote stand all the pain? He goes threw so much.
Sammy
From: Randall Smid
Hello,
Thanks,
A courtesy, I do wish, by the way, that the x-men movie people
had shown.
From: trinik
Good Morning Richard!
I was searching on the web for which month hay cutting is done in South
Dakota… and the search engine brought up your wonderful story “Bringing
In The Hay”. I enjoyed it… you certianly have the “seasons” labeled
right!
Well, anyways… I was hoping that you would take a couple seconds to email
me and let me in on which month Hay should be cut (I don’t hink you
mentioned a particular month in your story)… or if you know of some
websites that would answer just that.
Keep up the good work on the cute stories of South Dakota life!
From: Eloise DeSpain
I don’t know who you are, but you are the original Mr. Original. Thanks
for a million laughs and some wonderful smiles. Yes, please do get on
with life, I will be keeping an eye on your additions! Your truly a
“Zen Pond” for me.
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Dear whoeveryouare,
From: Melina
I enjoyed reading about your life in the Marine Corps.
I really enjoyed your story about your experiences in our beloved Corps. You
are not an “ex-marine” you are a Marine. In our new “Corps” we have a
motto “Once a Marine, always a Marine”. You earned the title years ago and
still rate it.
From: “Barry”
Richard,I love your site and all it contains.Please update and put you
fertile mind to use or
purloin some more jokes.
From: Ellyn
Bill Grosso sent me to see examples of his “lighter” style and some of the fun you two fellas (clearly) had on usenet.
Delightful reading … thanks for saving and sharing it.
Oh, and ooooh rah, too.
Keep the faith,
At 11:34 AM 02/18/2000 EST, you wrote:
Curious are you guys trying to support the X-MEN Movie? Are these essays
real or fake?
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I understand but your essays where linked to the X-MEN MOVIE WEB
SITE…Mutantwatch.com..along with many others! That’s why I asked
From: Wvbarnes
X-men rule! You are sick
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cheerily acknowledged (what are meds in the Queens English????)
An aweful lot of friends and relatives here in England are now thoroughly
confused about mutants having no idea of the history of such things, I was
reading reprints of Xavier and his little school circa 1967!
meds = medications.
PS: It’s just a movie.
Is this a real site for the X-men movie or are you just making fun of this
possibly great movie?
PS: Do browse around my site; you might find something you
like.
From: Milamename
I think your site is a bunch of B.S. I have never ben to a stupider site in
my entire time on the internet. You people must know your idiots trying to
brainwash people. no one takes you serously, or I hope to god no one takes
you serously.
What is this all about? Is it some spoof or somethin?
From: iamsaint
why are they connected to x-men ,movie .com?
is it a joke or something because I dont understand
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Go check it out at x-men-the-movie.com
its connected to your pages, somethng about mutations
and stuff.
I thoiught it was apart of the movie thing…
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Ahh I see, so what is your pages all about?
and how does it connext to the xmen??
As to what my pages are about; they are about whatever
happens to amuse or interest me. Mostly it is a large collection
of jokes, sundry fiction and poetry, scholarly essays, essays
and other material 90 degrees out from reality, and personal
reminisces. The page you stumbled into is a semi-scholarly
article designed to address a claim often raised by creationists
(who probably don’t watch x-men) that all mutations are harmful
and therefore evolution is impossible.
I would just like to know if all the cast members fo x-men the movie have
been finalised, if not i would like you to think about me for a possible
positoit as X-MAN/ Nathaniel Summers. I have always been a fan of the
x-men and have seen every episode. my name is Nathan Sanders please reply
to [email protected] . Thank-you.
I have to admit that I am absolutely blown away by your web site (s). I
found it through the User Friendly site
–http://www.userfriendly.org/static/ — and just kept reading. It’s been
an hour already, and there’s still much more to see, and many links left
to visit.
It is, by the way, a pleasure to read a site that is well-written.
Obviously, you are fairly erudite. Erudition and articulation seem to be
in short supply on the Web these days. I appreciate your command of the
Mother Tongue. Perhaps Senator Kelly could raise the issue of how mutants
denigrate human intellectual thought processes through the “ongoing,
calculated misuse of the English language in our media.” As you well know,
the Web is rife with poorly written sites; the Senator should take umbrage
at this blatant assault!
In any event I hope you find that my pages provide you many hours of happy
reading. It is, as the home page says, a junk heap. There is something there
for almost everyone.
Was this site endorsed by the KKK?
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Date: 1/21/00
Subj: The Marine Corps
I’m not a good authority – my experience in the Marines goes back to the
middle of the last century. My impression, though, is that there is some
(there is always some any where in the world) but that it is a minor
factor. The services have been integrated for a long time, well before
civil rights in civilian society, and they have much stronger means for
enforcing integration than are available in civilian life. The thing is,
people of different races have to live and work together on equal terms.
A lot of the factors that keep racism going get eroded away in the
military. The flip side is that some people don’t stop being racist just
because they’re forced to treat people of other races as equals (or
superiors) and you have to put up with that – you can’t retreat to
enclaves of the company of your own kind to avoid them.
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Date: 1/23/2000
Subj: jokes
Yep. Okay?
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Date: 1/26/2000
Subj: Your site
You’re welcome. There is much within to amaze, confound, amuse, and
disgust you.
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Date: 1/31/2000
Subj: Congratulations on your Home Page
Thank you for the kind words. I like to think that my site is a realization of
one of the less grubby potentials of the web. It’s a harmless delusion.
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Date: 1/31/2000
Subj: question
He’s a toon. Nothing can hurt toons except dip. If you don’t understand
the answer go rent “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”.
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Date: 1/24/2000
Subj: Link
I’m about to finish my homepage, and I’d like to
include a link to your page. I’m not selling anything
on my page, it’s just a page with some of my art,
thoughts, and things of that nature. If you could
please e-mail me back, and let me know if you will
allow me to link to your site, and if you have any
banners that I might use. If you don’t have any
banners, I can make one, and I’ll get your approval
before using it.
Randall Smid
Sure, go ahead and link to it. I don’t have any banners;
if you prefer to have a banner go ahead and make one
up. You don’t have to ask to put in a link; the nature of
the web is that you can put in a link any time you want to.
Permission is not necessary but asking for it is a nice
courtesy.
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Date: 1/28/2000
Subj: Bringing In The Hay
I don’t know right off hand – it’s been a long time since I’ve cut hay. However
you do it during the summer – July and August. I think you can cut it as early
as late June if you have a good spring. If there is plenty of rain you can cut
a second cutting in the fall. I will confirm this with the local farmers. (I am in
South Dakota at the moment.)
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Date: 1/29/2000
Subj: your webpage
Gracias. I do like that term “Zen Pond”. By the way did you find the short
story entitled “Eloise”. You can find it under fiction in the essays page or
go directly to
http://richardhartersworld.com/~cri/eloise.html.
thanks for the note….couldn’t find the eloise essay. Which was
perfectly OK since I found so much more. I take it back; your not a
“Zen Pond” your a Zen Lake, a wonderful Zen Lake to visit. I printed
out several essays that I plan to take to work to “drop” on the various
so-called intellectuals at college where I teach. The book reviews.
“The Confessions of Ayn Rand” had me standing straight up so I could
laugh even louder. Thank you, you made my early morning coffee better
than standing in the back of the room joking with Konrad Lonrez at a
Faculty Convocation. What funny animals we are!
Eloise
My apologies for not getting back to you. The “eloise” story is actually
titled “A love story” – I have a manuscript which I make a pass at working
on every now and then that collects some of these gems together; it’s
entitled “Eloise” there.
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Date: 2/1/2000
Subj: Thank you
I’m glad you enjoyed it. One of the unexpected side effects
is that I regularly get letters requesting advice about joining
or about what it would be like to be in the Marine Corps.
Maybe I should start a “Dear Sarge” column.
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From: Lt Wright USMC
Date: 2/6/2000
Subj: Semper Fi
Semper FI!!
Lt Wright USMC
Now that you mention it we had the same motto back then. I may always be
a Marine but I sure as hell can’t do fifty pushups while chewing on a candy
bar with the wrapper still on it any more. (I don’t think that story is in there –
it was a bit of corrective action on the part of my drill instructor.)
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Date: 2/8/2000
Subj:Jokes
But of course I will. I generally run about 6-12 a month. I have
a number of sources which I cull for the ones that particularly
tickle me. For personal reasons my schedule is a little erratic
but have no fear, they’ll be there.
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Date: 2/16/2000
Subj: Enjoyed the site
!Ellyn
I’m glad you enjoyed them. Give him my regards. I miss
his creative daffiness.
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From: HKhaleghi
Date: 2/18/2000
Subj: X-MEN MUTANT WATCH
Neither I nor Plaisted (the other victim) have any connection with
the X-MEN movie. The essays are real. Plaisted is a creationist
trying to argue against evolution; my essay is a basic science
essay answering common questions about actual mutations.
X-MEN is fantasy.
Just so. So ask them about it. It’s their site; they can link to
anything that they want to.
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Date: 2/19/2000
Subj: Enjoyed the site
Check with your doctor; your meds seem to be out of
adjustment again.
Sorry, old bean, my site has nothing to do with the x-men movie – apparently
whoever put together the Senator Kelly page thought it would be cute to
put in links to real articles.
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From: THolowczak
Date: 2/19/2000
Subj: To “Kelly”
This is not a real site for X-men movie; AFAIK it has no
connection with the X-men movie. I won’t guarantee that;
there are about 500 pages in this site and it’s quite possible
that there is some reference to it somewhere. Rest assured
that I have never seen the movie and have no opinions on
it. However I can make some up if you like.
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Date: 2/19/2000
Subj: Comment
Thank you for the considered, enthusiastic endorsement. One of the things
that I do is to run an annual contest for the flakiest letter of the year. Let
me congratulate you on being early in the running.
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From: “Sheila Stephens”
Date: 2/20/2000
Subj: ???
What is what about? My site has all sorts of stuff on it
including spoofs, scholarly articles, lots of jokes, and
any other damn thing that it pleases me to write about.
Why do you ask?
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Note: This showed up before I learned about the mutantwatch link.
Date: 2/19/2000
Subj: wtf is your pages about?
You got me boss. What makes you think it is connected
to the x-men movie?
Thanks – I’ve tracked it down. They put in links to real
articles that had relevant titles.
It doesn’t connect to the xmen – the movie connected to me
because they thought that “Are Mutations Harmful?” was a
neat title; at least that’s what I imagine they thought.
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From: Nathan Sanders
Date: 2/20/2000
Subj: X-MEN
While I wish you the best in your theatrical ambitions I regret to
inform you that neither I nor my site has anything to do with the
x-men. They included a link to my page because they liked the
page title.
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From: Jonathan Ramsdell
Date: 2/21/2000
Subj: Web site
I assume you find it indirectly via the mutantwatch.com link. My web site has gotten
a surprising amount of traffic in consequence and a certain amount of interesting
mail. Your letter is a delightful exception to the usual which runs more like, and
I quote in full:
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X-men rule! You are sick
I appreciate your kind comments. I am with you in your thoughts on the misuse
of the English language; Senator Kelly, however, would be quite unwise to
attack the “ongoing, calculated misuse of the English language in our media.”
It is the rule for political opportunists to attack the minority and not the majority.
The besides of which, I fear the audience for the movie (which the page is
designed to promote) would quite rightly take offense.
From: HISTMAJNJ
Date: 2/20/2000
Subj: (no subject)
Offhand, it seems highly unlikely. Which page inspired your
question?
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