A former friend of mine once told me "Richard, you must never tell jokes in public. A joke in your mouth is no laughing matter." Be that as it may, over the years I have saved stories and odds and ends that I thought were amusing. Many of them came from the usenet newsgroups. Some of them were told to me by my mother. Being the good fellow that I am I thought I would share them with you, the interested reader. After all, I do need something to fill my web pages!
Note: This is the main humor page. It contains the stories added in 2011 The rest of the stories are listed in the links below.
Bizarre and Wonderful
Just plain weird
Life is tough. The other day I was pulled over for doing trochees in an iambic pentameter zone and they revoked my poetic license. It's just as well. My poetry writing was compulsive. Every morning I would get up and immediately start versifying. It was a case of going from bed to verse.
This page was last updated December 12, 2011.