Choosing a last meal
Three guys are about to be executed, and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Italian responds, 'Peperoni Pizza,' which he is served and then he is quickly executed.
The Frenchman requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and then he is promptly executed.
The Jew requests a plate of strawberries. STRAWBERRIES???? Yes, Strawberries.
He is told, "But they are out of season!"
"So, nu, I'll wait..."
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