Flushed with humor

My 4-year-old son, Sam, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

Sam stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with MY toothbrush.

He held it up and said, with a charming little smile, “We better throw this one out too, ’cause it fell in the toilet last week!”