The Joys of South Dakota Winters
It's winter in South Dakota
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love South Dakota
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your butthole freezes shut.
Yes, the weather is delightful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave South Dakota
'Cause I'm frick'en frozen to the ground!!
This page was last updated January 1, 2010.