We were helping customers when the store optometrist walked by and flirted with a co-worker. Of course, we all had to stop what we were doing to tease her. But she quickly dismissed the notion of a budding romance.
"Can you imagine making out with an optometrist?" she noted. "It would always be, 'Is it better like this...or like this...?'"
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