A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor.
"My local General Practitioner," answered the patient.
"Your GP?" scoffed the doctor. "What a waste of time. Tell me, what sort of useless advice did he give you?"
"He told me to come and see you," replied the patient.
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