Miracle of toilet paper
Fresh from her shower, a wife was standing in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of telling her it's not so, he comes up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
She stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still ALIVE, and with a great deal of THERAPY, and may even WALK again.
This page was last updated July 1, 2009.