What was in the box

A man walks into his doctor’s office carrying a wooden box.

“What’s in that ?’ asks the doctor.

“It’s an orgasm”, says the man, “I want you to take a look at it”.

“Is it one of yours?” says the doctor.

“No’ says the man “My wife had it. I want you to tell me whether it’s genuine or not”.

The doctor looks inside the box. “I’m sorry” he says “but this orgasm is a fake”.

“Thank God for that” says the man, “she had it with my next door neighbor”.