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A young blonde lady came home from her trip into the big city to see the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree...
Her mother noticed she was looking a little ill and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"
"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."
"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats?"
"I couldn't," she replied, "There was no one there."
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