A shoe on the door
A grandfather went to visit his college-aged grandson at the dorm.
Grandpa was astonished to find that his son was living a life of sin and corruption, as shown by the very high-heeled shoe nailed over the doorway.
"In my day," grumbled Gramps, "we would hang a horse shoe over the door for luck and then study late into the night hoping to pass our classes."
"But grandpa," replied the grandson, "that IS a whore's shoe!"
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