Unwanted & Unwarranted
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. "Chuck, we've received a complaint from one of the employees that you are making obscene sexual comments and putting your hands where they don't belong. These unwanted advances will have to stop."
Chuck looked down at his feet and mumbled, "I'm sorry, Sir. I won't' do it again."
The company president added, "I'm sure Miss Jones will be happy to hear that."
Chuck's face lit up. "Ms Jones? I was afraid that Bob in Accounting was complaining!!!"
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