A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and, after topping it off with some Napoleon brandy, he summoned the headwaiter. "Do you recall," he started, "When a year ago, I ate a similar meal here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?"
"I'm very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter.
"Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you again."
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