Another One Rides the Bus
I recently went on a shopping trip downtown with my friend. While riding the bus on our way back home it stopped and let a drunk man get on... I knew he was drunk because he could hardly walk up the aisle, he was staggering so much. Guess where he sat down? Right next to my friend.
Unfortunately, my friend is not very tactful. "I've got news for you," she said as she looked him up and down. "You're going straight to hell!"
All of a sudden the man leaped up and started shouting in the direction of the bus driver, "I'm on the wrong bus!"
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