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Baffling Q & A From Lawyers

Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'
Q: Did he kill you?


Q: I show you Exhibit A and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?


Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?


Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?


Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.


Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?


Q: Have you lived in this town all your life? A: Not yet.


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Richard Harter's World
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Darwin
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Hyde County, South Dakota is the Pin Tail Duck Capital of the world. Visit scenic Highmore, SD in 2007!