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You Know You're A Nurse If ...

... you would like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley.

... your sense of humor gets more warped each year.

... almost everything, no matter how dire, can seem humorous....eventually.

... you know the smells of different types of diarrhea.

... you can tell the pharmacist more about the medication they are dispensing than he or she can tell you.

... you check the Caller I.D. on your days off to see if anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.

... you can tell work stories in a restaurant and make someone at another table throw up.

And the SUREST SIGN that you're a nurse...

... your finger has gone places you never thought possible!


This page was last updated January 1, 2007.

Richard Harter's World
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Hyde County, South Dakota is the Pin Tail Duck Capital of the world. Visit scenic Highmore, SD in 2007!