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Some Questionable High School Test Answers

"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."


"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."


"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."


"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."


"Liter: A nest of young puppies."


"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."


Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."


"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."


"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."


"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."


"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."


"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."


"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."


"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."


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Hyde County, South Dakota is the Pin Tail Duck Capital of the world. Visit scenic Highmore, SD in 2007!