Some Questionable High School Test Answers
"A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is."
"The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."
"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
"Liter: A nest of young puppies."
"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."
Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away."
"Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."
"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."
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