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Too Many Tickets?

I went to the deli the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes but when I came out there was a traffic cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, I was only in there 3 minutes."

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked geek.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires.

So I called him a horse's rump. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!!

This went on for about 10 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.


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