Too Many Tickets?
I went to the deli the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes but when I came out there was a traffic cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, I was only in there 3 minutes."
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked geek.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires.
So I called him a horse's rump. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!!
This went on for about 10 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.
This page was last updated May 1, 2006.