Great literary taunts
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
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