On the Mat

A man, looking for a job, entered the office of the Director of Human Resources for a large company…

“Let me first note, we are very keen about cleanliness. Did you wipe your shoes on the mat before entering the building?” asked the Director.

“Oh, yes sir, I sure did,” replied the job applicant.

The Director responded, “We are also very keen about honesty. There is no mat. No job for you!”