On the Mat
A man, looking for a job, entered the office of the Director of Human Resources for a large company...
"Let me first note, we are very keen about cleanliness. Did you wipe your shoes on the mat before entering the building?" asked the Director.
"Oh, yes sir, I sure did," replied the job applicant.
The Director responded, "We are also very keen about honesty. There is no mat. No job for you!"
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