At the gates of heaven
At the gates of heaven, a new arrival, George, noted that there were two paths, one marked 'Women', and one marked 'Men'...
He took the later path and found that it lead to two gates...
The gate on the right had a sign that read: "Men who were dominated by their Wives." The sign on the left read: "Men who dominated their Wives."
The right-hand gate had a long line of men waiting, but there was only one scrawny little fellow at the gate to the left.
George, before deciding which gate to go to, went over to the scrawny man and asked, "Why are you at this gate?"
The little fellow replied, "I don't know. My wife just told me to stand here."
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