He Taunts Her
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady was furious. She stormed past the store and continued on to her place of work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly furious now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so mad that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store if the bird continued insulting her.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store later that day the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
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