Hyde County, South Dakota is the Pin Tail Duck capital of the world. Visit scenic Highmore, SD in 2005!
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Jokes sent to me by a smart woman

He said.... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants don't you?

He said.... Should we try swapping positions tonight?
She said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her." "But God" the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."


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Hyde County, South Dakota is the Pin Tail Duck Capital of the world. Visit scenic Highmore, SD in 2005!