Hyde County, South Dakota is the Pin Tail Duck capital of the world. Visit scenic Highmore, SD in 2005!
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Irving, do you remember

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him: "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me but never delivered on? I bought it with the insurance money! Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money." "Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it with the insurance money." Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you?

Well ... (WHOOooosh! ) ... here it is!!


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Hyde County, South Dakota is the Pin Tail Duck Capital of the world. Visit scenic Highmore, SD in 2005!