Eying the youthful neighbour

Faithful reader writes:

My neighbor’s foxy 20 year-old daughter is home from school and I’ve been feeling a bit dirty for looking at her. She prances around scantily clad chasing her dogs around the yard with youthful exuberance — I just can’t take it! She should dress more conservatively! She should stop dolling herself up! She should stay inside!

Or maybe I should just put my binoculars away.