The Circus Is In Town
A car was involved in a horrific accident in front of Madison Square Garden in New York City...
As expected, a large crowd gathered around the accident scene.
Just then, an over-zealous newspaper reporter named Judith, anxious to get the story, arrived on the scene. However, she could not get near the car...
Being a clever sort, Judith started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the daughter of the victim!"
The crowd made way for the reporter...
Laying in front of the car was a donkey.
This page was last updated December 1, 2005.