A beggar is going door-to-door asking for food. He rings the doorbell at one particular house, a man opens the door and says, "What do you want?"
"Can I have some food?" inquires the beggar.
"Do you mind if it is from yesterday?" asks the man.
"Of course not!" responds the beggar.
"So, come back tommorow," says the man.
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